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Jun 16, 20231 min read

Pickleball Claims 2023 "Fittest Man" and "Fittest Women" Titles

LOS ANGELES - The fitness community is buzzing with admiration as two pickleball players have earned recognition in the highly...

Jun 16, 20231 min read

Pickleball Prodigy Inks Thousand Dollar Deal with Gherkin Giant, "Vlasic".

MONTGOMERY, AL - The pickleball world was shaken as a 10-year-old pickleball prodigy recently inked a staggering one thousand-dollar...

Jun 15, 20232 min read

Former World Number 35 in ATP Tennis Tour Retires from Pickleball

MEMPHIS, TN - Mr. Harold Johnson, a former tennis sensation and once-ranked 35th in the ATP Tour, has announced his retirement from the...

Jun 13, 20232 min read

Government Considers Regulation of Pickleball. Cites “More Addictive Than Nicotine”

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a move that has left pickleball enthusiasts in a state of uncertainty, the government is reportedly considering the...

Jun 13, 20233 min read

Proposed Pickleball Facility Next to Prison Nixed After Judge Rules "Cruel and Unusual Punishment"

FREMONT COUNTY, CO - In a decision that has raised eyebrows across the nation, a judge has ruled against the construction of a proposed...

Jun 13, 20232 min read

Tennis Players Kicked off Tennis Court by Pickleballers in Surpising Turn of Events

DALLAS, TX - In a turn of events at the local community sports complex, a Texas man has found himself in the midst of a heated debate...

Jun 13, 20232 min read

Homeless Shelter Launches Unconventional Perk: Free Pickleball Racquets for Extended Stays

NEW YORK, NY - In a move aimed at revitalizing the spirits and recreational activities of its residents, a local homeless shelter has...

Jun 5, 20231 min read

Pickleball Drills Impress Onlookers with Athlete-like Physicality

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL - Spectators have been enthralled by the remarkable physicality displayed during pickleball drills, casting a new...

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