Pickleball Doping Scandal Backfires As Players Get Too Large To Move
Austin, TX - A doping scandal has erupted in Austin Texas, leaving players bulkier than ever but utterly unfit to play the sport they...
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Jul 30, 20232 min read
Alzheimers Pickleball Group Accidentally Sets Longest Pickleball Match Record After Forgetting Score
In an astonishing display of forgetfulness, the "Alzheimer's Pickleball All-Stars" broke the world record for the longest continuous...
Jul 30, 20232 min read
Man Evading Arrest, Caught After Playing Against an Officer In a Pickleball Match
SAN CLEMENTE, CA - A man on the run from the police found himself in the most peculiar situation – accidentally participating in a...
Jul 30, 20232 min read
Viagra To Join List of Sponsors for PPA Tour in 2024
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a groundbreaking development for the world of sports and pharmaceuticals, the fast-growing sensation of pickleball...
Jul 16, 20233 min read
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Plays Pickleball On Campaign Trail In Hopes To Capture Votes Of Single Moms
WASHINGTON D.C. - In an attempt to capture the hearts and votes of single moms across the nation, political candidate Robert F. Kennedy...
Jul 16, 20232 min read
Study Reveals: Playing Pickleball Increases IQ
Pickleball Raising IQ points to unheard of levels.
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PPA Denver Outshines Wimbledon With An Estimated 6 Million More Viewers
DENVER, CO - The Denver Pickleball Association (PPA) tournament managed to steal the spotlight from the prestigious Wimbledon tennis...
Jul 10, 20232 min read
HOA Allows Pickleball To Be Played First Tuesday of Months Starting With "A"
In an unprecedented move that has left residents perplexed and enthusiasts bouncing with joy, the homeowners association (HOA) of the...
Jul 8, 20232 min read
Pickleball Cheerleaders? Yes, They're Real
AUSTIN, TX - In a world filled with paddle-wielding warriors, two pickleball enthusiasts have risen to mythical status. They are the Hype...
Jul 7, 20232 min read
Hot Topic Sponsors Pickleball Courts in Shopping Mall
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Alternative clothing retailer Hot Topic has announced its decision to sponsor pickleball courts in a local shopping...
Jul 7, 20232 min read
"I Love Pickleball" Merchandise Becomes Walmart's Best Seller
BIRMINGHAM, AL - In an unexpected turn of events, the world of fashion has been shaken to its core as "I Love Pickleball" merchandise...
Jul 7, 20232 min read
Pickleball League Nights Deemed Most Effective Deterrent to Illegal Southern Border Crossings
EL PASO, TX - In a twist that no one saw coming, local authorities have discovered an unexpected solution to curb illegal border...
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